MEET THE SALADS
MANAGEMENT
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SECRETARY / CO-CHAIR
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Chicken Madras
Post Game Drink: London Pride
Sunday League Version of: Darren Bent
Fun Fact: 2-second cameo on an ITV crime show in 2007
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CO-CHAIR
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Watermelon and Feta with balsamic vinegar, cashews and chilli
Post Game Drink: Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Charlie Adam
Fun Fact: I used to have hair
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ASSISTANT MANAGER / CO-CHAIR
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Hot and Herby Wings at The Distillers
Post Game Drink: Sambuca
Sunday League Version of: Dan Sechere
Fun Fact: I own 10 Hawaiian shirts
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MANAGER
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Do I look like I eat salad?
Post Game Drink: Asahi
Sunday League Version of: Roy Keane or Gary Docherty
Fun Fact: I’ve produced our first academy player in my daughter, Cece
GOALKEEPERS
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COACH / VICE-CAPTAIN
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Caprese
Post Game Drink: Guinness in winter, Jubel in summer.
Sunday League Version of: David James (90+4)
Fun Fact: I can dislocate my thumb
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VICE-CAPTAIN / MEDIA
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Chicken Caesar
Post Game Drink: Frontier
Sunday League Version of: Dave Edwards
Fun Fact: I played for the same team as Jude Bellingham (Stourbridge FC)
DEFENDERS
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WING BACK
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Caesar salad
Post Game Drink: Neck Oil
Sunday League Version of: Destiny Udogie
Fun Fact: I’ve watched Spurs lose 9 finals and semi-finals live
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MEDIA MANAGER
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Fruit Salad
Post Game Drink: Ice cold Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Luke Shaw without the injuries
Fun Fact: I’ve been bitten by a shark
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WING BACK
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Greek
Post Game Drink: Any soft drink
Sunday League Version of: Hard to tell, maybe Roberto Carlos
Fun Fact: I don’t drink alcohol. Editors note: cooks a mean roast…
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WELFARE OFFICER
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Vodka
Post Game Drink: Beer
Sunday League Version of: Granit Xhaka
Fun Fact: I like bunda
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CENTRE BACK
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Lamb Tikka Bhuna and Mushroom Rice
Post Game Drink: Any gluten-free beer
Sunday League Version of: Lisandro Martinez
Fun Fact: I don’t do fun facts
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CENTRE BACK
YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie
Favourite Salad: Greek Salad
Post Game Drink: Neck Oil
Sunday League Version of: John Terry
Fun Fact: I once had a 365 day streak on Duolingo
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FULL BACK
YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie
Favourite Salad: Potato Salad
Post Game Drink: Carlton Draught ideally
Sunday League Version of: Danny Rose
Fun Fact: I made cocktails for Kendrick Lamar
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FULL BACK
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Greek salad
Post Game Drink: Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Malo Gusto
Fun Fact: No fun, I like problems, always
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DEFENDER
YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie
Favourite Salad: Anything with honey mustard dressing
Post Game Drink: Jubel
Sunday League Version of: Ben White
Fun Fact: I'm also a rapper who has played shows at O2 Academy Islington and XOYO
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CLUB CAPTAIN / COACH
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Mo Salah’d
Post Game Drink: Neck Oil
Sunday League Version of: John Stones
Fun Fact: I beat 6-time World Champion, Steve Davis, in a frame of snooker
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CENTRE BACK
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Spicy Thai beef salad
Post Game Drink: Pint of wine
Sunday League Version of: Would love to say Stones, but Matip is more accurate
Fun Fact: I coached Stormzy how to take a pen on live TV
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FULL BACK
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Chicken Caesar Salad
Post Game Drink: Early morning cappuccino
Sunday League Version of: Granit Xhaka
Fun Fact: Without the missus, I can build any flat pack Ikea furniture without instructions in record time
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FULL BACK
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Chicken Parmy
Post Game Drink: Oily Neck
Sunday League Version of: No comparison
Fun Fact: I played U16s cricket with Marnus Labuschagne
MIDFIELDERS
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DEFENSIVE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: I don’t eat salad
Post Game Drink: Courvoisier
Sunday League Version of: Aurélien Tchouaméni
Fun Fact: Am just that dude
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WIDE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Ghanaian Salad
Post Game Drink: Old Fashioned
Sunday League Version of: Adama Traore
Fun Fact: I. Am. Anime.
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CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Ensalada de Pulpo
Post Game Drink: Pukka Three Ginger tea
Sunday League Version of: Alexis MacAllister
Fun Fact: I’m a professional gambler and U21s football expert
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DEFENSIVE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Watermelon and Feta with balsamic vinegar, cashews and chilli
Post Game Drink: Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Charlie Adam
Fun Fact: I used to have hair
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CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Caesar
Post Game Drink: Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Jude Bellingham
Fun Fact: My favourite cuisine is Italian (I couldn't think of any fun facts)
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ATTACKING MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Greek (obviously)
Post Game Drink: Cold Stella
Sunday League Version of: Stelios Gianacopolous
Fun Fact: I can take down the hottest Phaal
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CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie
Favourite Salad:
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Fun Fact:
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CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Caesar Salad
Post Game Drink: Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Adam Lallana
Fun Fact: Declan Rice was in my year at school
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HEAD OF SOCIALS
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Salmon Nicoise
Post Game Drink: Megapint
Sunday League Version of: Vinnie Jones
Fun Fact: I served Gabriel Martinelli at my pub
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MEDIA MANAGER
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Greek Salad
Post Game Drink: Frontier (Fullers all day)
Sunday League Version of: Modric (I don’t know anyone else)
Fun Fact: I still don’t know how to take a throw-in
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CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Caesar
Post Game Drink: Rekorderlig Strawberry & Lime
Sunday League Version of: Nicolas Anelka
Fun Fact: My cousin played for PSG before they became rich
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CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie
Favourite Salad: Citrus Salad
Post Game Drink:
Sunday League Version of: Claude Makelele
Fun Fact: Always arguing with the ref for no reason lol
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CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie / Traitor
Favourite Salad: Nan's One
Post Game Drink: Another coffee
Sunday League Version of: Hazard (Real Madrid version)
Fun Fact: I was on the same plane as Big Narstie (it was a rough landing)
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DEFENSIVE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Greek salad
Post Game Drink: Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Luis Enrique
Fun Fact: I was almost run over by Eric Abidal
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ATTACKING MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Caesar salad
Post Game Drink: Fruity cider
Sunday League Version of: Yaya Toure
Fun Fact: DJ.
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CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad:
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Sunday League Version of:
Fun Fact:
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DEFENSIVE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad - Caesar Salad (No Anchovies)
Post Game Drink: if it’s not a Pillars Pilsner, I’m not coming
Sunday League Version of: Jimmy Bullard (not the most gifted, but a great pint)
Fun Fact: I regularly train Muay Thai (Thai boxing) so will often turn up to training covered in bruises from getting walloped
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CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie
Favourite Salad: Tomato Salad
Post Game Drink: Heineken
Sunday League Version of: Joao Neves
Fun Fact: I've jumped off a cliff before
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CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie
Favourite Salad: Potato Salad
Post Game Drink: Jagerbomb
Sunday League Version of: N'Golo Kanté
Fun Fact: In 2022 I could have signed pro in Norway
FORWARDS
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STRIKER
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Bob Marley special
Post Game Drink: Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Crouch mixed with Kane
Fun Fact: I support Chelsea
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STRIKER
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Chicken Madras
Post Game Drink: London Pride
Sunday League Version of: Darren Bent
Fun Fact: 2-second cameo on an ITV crime show in 2007
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WIDE FORWARD
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Creamy Coleslaw
Post Game Drink: J20 Fruit Blend
Sunday League Version of: Nicolas Anelka
Fun Fact: Proud Arsenal fan
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WIDE FORWARD
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad:
Post Game Drink:
Sunday League Version of:
Fun Fact:
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WIDE FORWARD
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad:
Post Game Drink:
Sunday League Version of:
Fun Fact:
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MEDIA MANAGER
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Potato Salad
Post Game Drink: Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Curtis Jones
Fun Fact: Cut me and I bleed Liverpool red
FRIENDS OF THE CLUB
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DIGITAL / DESIGN
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Chopped
Post Game Drink: Peroni
Sunday League Version of: Late Career Dennis Bergkamp
Fun Fact: I sat next to Fabregas on a plane
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HEAD OF SOCIALS
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Chicken Caesar
Post Game Drink: Peroni
Sunday League Version of: The Chiswick Chimbonda
Fun Fact: Owner of the biggest head in West London